Beijing

I did some time travelling and woke up starving in Beijing. I took the bus from the airport and only jumped on the wrong bus once. I wasn’t in much hurry since it was still really early, the bus fare was cheap and I got to see a different part of the city, so I was OK with it. Also, I always tend to get a little lost so I surprised myself by only getting on the wrong bus once. 
After checking in at my accommodation, I walked into the first restaurant I could find that had a WiFi sign outside. They suggested I’d have the pork dumpling, I said “no meat” and they gave me these amazing spinach and garlic dumpling!

I stayed in the Qianmen area and didn’t have much of a plan for Beijing, but there were a couple sights I wanted to see so I started walking.

I started walking on the commercialized streets but soon found these kinds of alleys to be more interesting.

I had an uneven feeling that I would walk around these small street for a while and it’d take me hours to find my way back, but it wasn’t long until I came across another commercialized street. Time for coffee!

I found Zhengyangmen, also known as Qianmen.
Fast facts: The proper gate of the inner city of Beijing, built in 1419, located at the southern end of Tian’anmen Square, 43.65 meters high and covers an area of 3047 square meters.

Since Qianmen was right by Tian’anmen Square, it was pretty easy to find that little square…

The forecast said rain and thunderstorms for 4 days, I didn’t see any thunderstorms, but there were some sprinkles and this is the times I appreciate being a foot taller than the average Chinese person, I can see over all the umbrellas!

China is celebrating 70 years since the end of the second world war on September 3rd with a big “F* You rest of the world” military parade. They had closed parts of the square and some sights to prepare.

This is the actual Tian’anmen, or “Gate of Heavenly Peace”. If you try to vandalize the portrait of Mao Zedong, you’ll get arrested. Don’t do it. Five people has already, more or less successfully, tried. The portrait weighs 1.5 tonnes and is replaced once a year with a new one so it’s always looking fresh and clean!

The Forbidden City was living up to its name and was shut down due to end of the war celebrations. The whole Forbidden City! It can’t be much more forbidden than that! I was considering sneaking in anyway, but then I realized I was carrying my American passport, so maybe not.

I kept walking thinking maybe, maybe could I find a small window where I could peek in, but there wasn’t much of that.

Made it all the way to the other side of the Forbidden City and saw a big “thing” on top of a hill. Since I had nothing better to do I decided to walk up to it.
Turned out I was in the Jingshan Park.
Fast facts: Almost 1000 years old garden located in the center of Beijing, covers an area of 230 000 square meters, the little hill I saw peaks at 94.2 meters above sea level, in the year of 1644 shits were hitting the fan and Chongzhen the Emperor took the easy way out and hung himself in the park, the park open to public in the year of 1928.

There was a huge Buddha statue inside here, but you were not allowed to take photos. Respect.

Hey, check this out, you could see into the Forbidden City from the hill! I think that’s all I really wanted to do anyway, I didn’t wanna fight with a ton of locals and tourists, I just wanted to see it!

Time Out Magazine told me to take the subway to Guijue, because that’s were everything is happening at night.

I feel like I totally scored!

I sat down at a table and the waitress was very impatient as I flipped through the pictures in the menu. She gave away a big sigh, grabbed the menu from my hands and quickly flipped through to a page with some beef and pointed. I shook my head, I didn’t want no beef, I haven’t had beef in nearly 20 years! She rolled her eyes and flipped through to the next section: chicken. No, I don’t want, let me! We played tug-a-war for a bit until I finally won and got to order my precious crayfish!
When they arrived she wanted to explain how to eat them, but girlfriend, I was born with a crayfish in my hand.
The table next to me all turned to watch me eat as well, I’m glad this westerner could give them something to talk about.

Going to China

Flying out to Beijing in the middle of the night from the international Tom Bradley terminal at LAX. Turns out the brand new Villaraigosa Pavilion is not so much happening on a Friday night. Everything is closed and empty and it’s even difficult to find a beer.

My friend told me to buy one of these weekly magazines to waste my time since I love gossiping so much. I have actually no idea who Josh Duggar is, but inTouch had a story about One Direction, so that’s the one I went with.

Finally found a wine bar where I could have an overpriced bottled beer!

Bowling

We bought a summer bowling pass which allowed us pretty much unlimited bowling from Memorial Day through to Labor day. Before today, we had only used it once.

Buena Vista Social Club at Hollywood Bowl

Doing back to back shows at the Bowl. I think it would’ve been amazing to see Buena Vista Social Club at a small venue, but it would’ve been impossible to get in so the Hollywood Bowl will do. Super happy to catch them on their last tour, because, lets face it, they are not that young…

2001: A Space Odyssey at the Bowl

I was one of those rare people that had never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey so I was somewhat excited for the show tonight at the bowl. When I saw the starting time was 20:01 I first thought it was a typo before I realized how brilliant that is! The movie was good, but I think they could’ve edit it down another 90 or so minutes. 

Solstice Canyon hike

When we were in our 20’s we used to be out ’til the early morning on shenanigans, sleep for a few hours, have an ice cream for breakfast and take off on 4 hour hikes before it got to hot.
Apparently I got old. My body was not into the 8 am wake up call or the 45 minute drive in the morning and I was about to give up before even getting out of the car. 
With a bit of a push I made it through the loop though and it made me feel a lot better.

Then I crashed on the beach. I had to invest in an “hanged over umbrella” so I could stay in the shade. It was very much worth it!

There was a ton of people at the beach today!

Venice pop up park

They put up a mini temporary park by Abbot Kinney in Venice and we went to the opening party. I wasn’t thrilled when I got there as I felt it wasn’t really my crowd but I had an awesome night at the end! It’s funny what a little bit of free alcohol can do to you!

They had a photobooth!

Sister Nancy at the pier

Sister Nancy has one song that everyone has heard and a bunch of other songs that no one has heard. 
She was playing at the Santa Monica Pier and while most of the people were there for that one song and an excuse to smoke weed, I was there to hang out with friends and judge people.

We were not done gossiping so we had to go for another beer.

The girls are trying to teach me the foundations of a good selfie. No, still not having it…

Hair and makeup

My co-worker is getting married in and my friend is a stylist. They bribed with wine and asked if they could use my place for the trial.

Dockwieler Beach

‘Dreas dad is in town and tonight we headed down to Dockwieler Beach for a night of bonfires and roasted marshmallows.