The Bund

Last day in China and I only had one request, I wanted to go down the Bund. I wonder if people that live in Shanghai think of the Bund like I think of Hollywood and Beverly Hills – try to avoid it at all costs, but if you’re visiting from out of town, you should definitely go check it out.

Be prepared to go backwards if you have to use the restrooms.

We had brunch at M on the Bund. We were the first ones to arrive and when we got seated they were already out of tomato juice for our Bloody Mary’s. That’s hilarious because they just open, but also OK, because I am not a huge fan of that drink anyway. Halfway through our meal they must have sent a runner out to the grocery store and they gave us Bloody Mary’s on the house! The Pavlova however was definitely the highlight of the meal!

Since I am really good at getting lost and don’t know left and right, I have learned to pay attention to signs around me that give out some sort of clue of where I am or where I should go. I noticed this sword like Chines character quite a bunch and asked the people that’s been living in Shanghai for half a decade if this is the character for China. They didn’t know but we did some research and yes, it means China/Chinese. Ha, give me another week in China and I’ll be able to read simplified Chinese fluently!

We went to a Beatles exhibit since it was right around the corner.

It was fairly inexpensive to get in and you had the option to buy a guided tour English. I opted out, thinking I’ll just read the signs. Turns out all signs were in Chinese, but since I read all biographies of the Beatles my local library had in my youth, I could kind of figure out what they were trying to say anyway. The fact that they could not spell out their names correctly just made it a little more exciting.

The Beatles had 14 songs on Billboard Top 100 on April 11, 1964.That’s pretty impressive!
Drake had 14 songs on the same list March 7, 2015, but I don’t think that’s as impressive because he’s just got a bunch of “Some other artist, feat. Drake”.

The Swedish Club of Shanghai had their weekly Saturday drink at Skyli’s. I wanted to hang out with my hosts so I tagged along. I don’t get to talk a lot to other swedes that live abroad anyway so it was fun to hear different stories from another part of the world. Uncle Bo still think I am that quiet 12 year old that sit in a corner being bitter and don’t want to talk to anyone, so he was watching every move I made. I bought him a beer so he could relax a little and enjoy himself.

French Concession

Amy was cooking dinner today so we stopped by the Avocado Lady for groceries. The Avocado Lady is apparently pretty famous among the expats in Shanghai and people come from all corners of the city with their shopping lists. I got excited over the store sign, don’t need to do more sightseeing today. I am easy to please.  

I suggested Chicken Feet for dinner, didn’t get any positive feedback from the crew.

Every time I drive around Los Angeles on my dinged up scooter I am gonna remember this. I am not having it so bad after all.

I love these trees in the French Concession!

Still no chicken feet?

I wish I had the guts to eat from street vendors, but is it safe to do so in any country?

Shanghai day 2

Woke up to another day of smog, but hey, you can still see pretty far!

Me and my brother went to the fake market. I had nothing on my shopping list, but it is fun to just walk around and look at junk. My brother was in the hunt for new sunglasses.
He is however very cheap and also very firm with his price. I have to be quiet and can barely stop myself from cracking up in the back. The girl behind the counter went on and on about how she was gonna cry because of the price they agreed on and she started to get on my nerves but it wasn’t until she called my brother a mean man that I had to step in and put my foot down, I’m not having any of that. Listen girl, if it’s gonna make you cry because your boss will be on your ass for not making enough profit, you should not do the deal, we don’t have to buy from you, and if you still want us to purchase the sunglasses, just be quiet and ring us up.
She shut up.

Once we were done with the sunglasses we moved on to hoodies for the kids. I realized they were all overpriced and I can go to the outlets in the US and buy better quality for the same price or even cheaper. The ladies still wanted us to give them an offer and when we said it’s not even worth it they said “give me your best price”. My brother said his best price which was fair compared to the US outlet prices.
The lady got super mad, chased us down the hallway and screamed FUCK! I am really digging their selling technique.
We were done with being yelled at, it’s exhausting. Moved on to the fabric market to pick up some shirts my brother had ordered a few days ago. They had made the shirts to small and it was a bit of back and forth with that before everyone was happy. I was definitely ready for a beer!

It’s my brothers birthday so we all went out for dinner, it’s so much fun to hang out with cellphones! To be fair though, I did the mistake of showing them the Siri feature on their phones last night.

The food was delicious, just wish they wouldn’t put cilantro in everything.

Went for after dinner drinks at the Waaden Panadiee, which is how you spell Wooden Paradise in China.
LiKe is too shont to dnink Bad wine. Yes, yes it is!

Mr Bo was starting to get out of focus so it was time to go home!

Shanghai

I thought the 12 hour train ride was gonna be a drag, but it wasn’t all that bad and I woke up to a beautiful sunrise!

My brother met me at the train station. It was just past 9am and we both agreed that breakfast would be a good thing, but we couldn’t decide on what we wanted so we went to Skyli’s for a beer!

I’m happy to be in Shanghai with and a change of scenery, but the weather here is brutal! It takes a minute to get used to the humidity but once you realize it’s the same for everyone, and all of us are sweaty and stinky, you kind of just go with it.

It’s my bothers birthday tomorrow so we had a little pre-birthday celebrations, they had arranged for egg & bacon cupcakes!

Adorable!

I love it when you can sit outside and have drinks on the sidewalk and have people behave like normal. What happen to the rest of the world where you have to sit inside a fenced area like you’re a mad person? Baby Jesus, is that what happen?

Last day in Beijing

They had put up a sign in the shower in my room, just to make sure I understand the floor gets wet when I shower.

They also had very decorative tiles, I don’t know if I’m the one missing something here, or if they are.

The “Time Out 72 hours in Beijing” booklet told me to go to the largest tea market in the northern China, Maliando. I took the subway to the area and started walking in what I thought was the right direction. I thought I was very lost because I didn’t see anything that seemed interesting when I bumped into what looked like a tea market. 3 stories of small shops, just like the guide said. It was very small though and a lot of the small boutiques were closed so I was pretty disappointed. But whatever, I didn’t really want tea anyway so I walked out. Turned out I was at the wrong place and the “real” market was across the street.

This place was huge! It was still early in the morning so I was just about by myself.

A lady approached me and asked if I like green tea.

No I don’t like great tea, but I like black tea. The moment I said I like black tea I realized what a mistake I had made just by opening my mouth. They sucked me in to their little booth, started doing the tea dance and 15 minutes later I walked out of there US $35 poorer and with a bag of fancy tea that I didn’t really want. Yay for me!

I headed back up to Wangfujing, the part of the city which felt like it could be any major city in the world. Very modern, and not very exciting.

I don’t know what it is, but I haven’t been very hungry these past days, maybe it’s because of the heat, or that I’m walking around and forget that I’m hungry. I’m mostly just exhausted from walking and walking, and even more walking. I walked into a shopping center to see if they maybe had a cafe where I could sit down for a coffee and some WiFi when I saw the sign for Din Tai Fung, score! I love Din Tai Fung! They have a bunch of locations all over the world, got Michelin stars for their restaurants in Taiwan and when you try to go to either one of their two locations in Los Angeles, you have to wait for two hours before you can get a table. This made me so happy!

This little street off the main street of Wangfujing was actually a little exciting, I heard you should be able and buy scorpions and stuff here, but the whole thing was closed today. I don’t know if it was because of the rain, or the Military Parade that’s happening on Thursday, or a combination of both.

The city is really starting to gear up for the parade. Every time you tried to cross a street close to a major sight, you had to go through security checks.

I’m glad I planned out my Beijing visit the way I did and took care of the sightseeing the first day, they’re shutting down the city!

Enough of Beijing, time to head down to Shanghai!

The Great Wall

When I was walking around the streets of Beijing yesterday a gentleman walked up to me and said “You are a tourist, the forbidden city is closed, I’ll do a guided tour for you at a temple”. He also asked me where I was from and by this point I had figured that no one has ever heard of Sweden so I went for Los Angeles, California. “Hollywood, you’re from Hollywood!” Damn right I am! 
I didn’t want a tour of a temple, but we arranged for him to come pick me up at 7 am this morning to take me to the Great Wall. It’d cost me US $40 including lunch and I had no idea what to expect, or if he was even going to show up.
7 am approached and a big white bus came to pick me up. We drove around Beijing for two hours to pick up other random lost tourists. I didn’t mind, I got to see Beijing waking up on a Monday morning. Unfortunately for the rest of the tourists, he had told everyone pick up time was 7 am so they had been waiting for two hours and were not so happy. The guide apologized and the annoyed tourists calmed down. But then this happen:

A flat tire! I found the whole situation hilarious, but the Greeks, not so much, they were pissed by now.
A few hours delayed, we eventually made it to Mutianyu. Since we were late we were advised to take the cable cart up to the wall instead of the 2h walking trail. It was by now safe to say the Greeks would not give the poor tour guide any tips at the end of the day.

People likes to build walls, Europe had a wall, Israel has a wall, Trump wants to build a wall, but the early Ming Dynasty build the greatest wall of the all, the Great Wall! This section of the wall was built in the early 1400’s.
I personally believe in building bridges rather than building walls, but that’s just me.

Parts of the wall that’s not renovated or maintained is getting pretty overgrown.

I wonder if the guards were bored on the wall or if they woke up every day thinking, yay, I’m gonna look at that view again today!

I was riding the gondola up with a guy who said he’d take my photo on the wall if I wanted to. I didn’t want a photo of myself, and then later I realized maybe that was a polite way of him asking me to take his photo. We will never know. After a while I thought to myself that maybe I should take a photo of me and send to my mother, she would appreciate that. I tried to set the timer on my phone and this is what came out of it; Selfie like a pro!

When we got back from the wall I was tired but not hungry, but it was still early so I took to the street to wander around for a bit, maybe find a convenient store to buy water and cookies for dinner.
I came across these building, I’m not quite sure what it is, but it looks like a culture center/restaurant.

It seems from these displays that they used to have a jolly good time around here.

Everything is off course being watched my Mao.

These dumplings looked delicious but I just assumed they had a bunch of meat in them and I was to tired to try to explain I only wanted veggies so I passed.

I walked into Lao She Teahouse because they had a big sign and it seemed important. Some nice ladies asked if I wanted tea and recommended I took a stroll around the tea house to look at the fancy stuff they had before sitting down in a tea room.

Once I had enough of looking at fancy tea pots I walked into the tea room and was greeted by a not so nice lady. She looked at me and asked if I wanted tea and said it was “very expensive”, US$60/h for the room plus the tea.
Fine! If you don’t want my money I’ll go back to the cheap streets and have an ice cream from McDonald’s for dinner.

Beijing

I did some time travelling and woke up starving in Beijing. I took the bus from the airport and only jumped on the wrong bus once. I wasn’t in much hurry since it was still really early, the bus fare was cheap and I got to see a different part of the city, so I was OK with it. Also, I always tend to get a little lost so I surprised myself by only getting on the wrong bus once. 
After checking in at my accommodation, I walked into the first restaurant I could find that had a WiFi sign outside. They suggested I’d have the pork dumpling, I said “no meat” and they gave me these amazing spinach and garlic dumpling!

I stayed in the Qianmen area and didn’t have much of a plan for Beijing, but there were a couple sights I wanted to see so I started walking.

I started walking on the commercialized streets but soon found these kinds of alleys to be more interesting.

I had an uneven feeling that I would walk around these small street for a while and it’d take me hours to find my way back, but it wasn’t long until I came across another commercialized street. Time for coffee!

I found Zhengyangmen, also known as Qianmen.
Fast facts: The proper gate of the inner city of Beijing, built in 1419, located at the southern end of Tian’anmen Square, 43.65 meters high and covers an area of 3047 square meters.

Since Qianmen was right by Tian’anmen Square, it was pretty easy to find that little square…

The forecast said rain and thunderstorms for 4 days, I didn’t see any thunderstorms, but there were some sprinkles and this is the times I appreciate being a foot taller than the average Chinese person, I can see over all the umbrellas!

China is celebrating 70 years since the end of the second world war on September 3rd with a big “F* You rest of the world” military parade. They had closed parts of the square and some sights to prepare.

This is the actual Tian’anmen, or “Gate of Heavenly Peace”. If you try to vandalize the portrait of Mao Zedong, you’ll get arrested. Don’t do it. Five people has already, more or less successfully, tried. The portrait weighs 1.5 tonnes and is replaced once a year with a new one so it’s always looking fresh and clean!

The Forbidden City was living up to its name and was shut down due to end of the war celebrations. The whole Forbidden City! It can’t be much more forbidden than that! I was considering sneaking in anyway, but then I realized I was carrying my American passport, so maybe not.

I kept walking thinking maybe, maybe could I find a small window where I could peek in, but there wasn’t much of that.

Made it all the way to the other side of the Forbidden City and saw a big “thing” on top of a hill. Since I had nothing better to do I decided to walk up to it.
Turned out I was in the Jingshan Park.
Fast facts: Almost 1000 years old garden located in the center of Beijing, covers an area of 230 000 square meters, the little hill I saw peaks at 94.2 meters above sea level, in the year of 1644 shits were hitting the fan and Chongzhen the Emperor took the easy way out and hung himself in the park, the park open to public in the year of 1928.

There was a huge Buddha statue inside here, but you were not allowed to take photos. Respect.

Hey, check this out, you could see into the Forbidden City from the hill! I think that’s all I really wanted to do anyway, I didn’t wanna fight with a ton of locals and tourists, I just wanted to see it!

Time Out Magazine told me to take the subway to Guijue, because that’s were everything is happening at night.

I feel like I totally scored!

I sat down at a table and the waitress was very impatient as I flipped through the pictures in the menu. She gave away a big sigh, grabbed the menu from my hands and quickly flipped through to a page with some beef and pointed. I shook my head, I didn’t want no beef, I haven’t had beef in nearly 20 years! She rolled her eyes and flipped through to the next section: chicken. No, I don’t want, let me! We played tug-a-war for a bit until I finally won and got to order my precious crayfish!
When they arrived she wanted to explain how to eat them, but girlfriend, I was born with a crayfish in my hand.
The table next to me all turned to watch me eat as well, I’m glad this westerner could give them something to talk about.

Going to China

Flying out to Beijing in the middle of the night from the international Tom Bradley terminal at LAX. Turns out the brand new Villaraigosa Pavilion is not so much happening on a Friday night. Everything is closed and empty and it’s even difficult to find a beer.

My friend told me to buy one of these weekly magazines to waste my time since I love gossiping so much. I have actually no idea who Josh Duggar is, but inTouch had a story about One Direction, so that’s the one I went with.

Finally found a wine bar where I could have an overpriced bottled beer!

Two Harbors

You always wake up super early when camping, it doesn’t matter how late you stay up at night. We had to problems with having our stuffed packed up by 10 am for the luggage pick up.

There was a 5k and a 10k in the morning. Most of us were lazy and just cheered our fellow campers on.

Chilling in the shade, waiting for the ferry to take us back home.

Camping at Two Harbors

Nathan found an awesome deal for camping at the Catalina Island trough REI. A bunch of us signed up, super fun, and I’d never been to Two Harbors before!
Got to leave super early to get there in time for the ferry.

I love my friends, they know me well enough by now to leave me alone and shut the heck up on occasions like this, when we are on a boat. They just come to check on me every now and then to make sure I am still alive, which is highly appreciated.

The ferry ride was actually pretty smooth, I made it all the way over to the other side without being sick!

Since the trip was organized by REI, all we had to do was to show up pretty much, it was awesome! Super well organized, like we did whatever we wanted to do, but with guides if we wanted them!

It was a short hike from the ferry dock to the campsite, and our fear was that we had to carry all our gear, but the organizers had that taken care of with a truck, so we just had to bring ourselves!

The view from our camp, not bad!

I was dying to jump in the ocean, it’s such a tease to have it right there!
There was a bunch of stuff included in the trip, like snorkeling and kayaking. I did Stand Up Paddle Boarding for the first time, it was a lot easier than I though it would be, and more fun than surfing!

When we all had soaked up enough sun, we went on a short hike, I wanted to see the second harbor.

This view makes you wanna get a boat. But I’m  not sure what I would do with one.

Catalina Island also need some rain, it’s very dry!

Found the second harbor!

The crew chilling before dinner.

REI had even arranged for s’mors, amazing!