Me and my brother went to the fake market. I had nothing on my shopping list, but it is fun to just walk around and look at junk. My brother was in the hunt for new sunglasses.
He is however very cheap and also very firm with his price. I have to be quiet and can barely stop myself from cracking up in the back. The girl behind the counter went on and on about how she was gonna cry because of the price they agreed on and she started to get on my nerves but it wasn’t until she called my brother a mean man that I had to step in and put my foot down, I’m not having any of that. Listen girl, if it’s gonna make you cry because your boss will be on your ass for not making enough profit, you should not do the deal, we don’t have to buy from you, and if you still want us to purchase the sunglasses, just be quiet and ring us up.
She shut up.
Once we were done with the sunglasses we moved on to hoodies for the kids. I realized they were all overpriced and I can go to the outlets in the US and buy better quality for the same price or even cheaper. The ladies still wanted us to give them an offer and when we said it’s not even worth it they said “give me your best price”. My brother said his best price which was fair compared to the US outlet prices.
The lady got super mad, chased us down the hallway and screamed FUCK! I am really digging their selling technique.
We were done with being yelled at, it’s exhausting. Moved on to the fabric market to pick up some shirts my brother had ordered a few days ago. They had made the shirts to small and it was a bit of back and forth with that before everyone was happy. I was definitely ready for a beer!
It’s my brothers birthday so we all went out for dinner, it’s so much fun to hang out with cellphones! To be fair though, I did the mistake of showing them the Siri feature on their phones last night.
The food was delicious, just wish they wouldn’t put cilantro in everything.
Went for after dinner drinks at the Waaden Panadiee, which is how you spell Wooden Paradise in China.
LiKe is too shont to dnink Bad wine. Yes, yes it is!
Mr Bo was starting to get out of focus so it was time to go home!
