{"id":583,"date":"2014-02-10T22:09:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T22:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popnea.com\/blog\/stalker\/"},"modified":"2014-02-10T22:09:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-10T22:09:00","slug":"stalker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popnea.com\/blog\/stalker\/","title":{"rendered":"Stalker"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: left;\">\nSince I don&#8217;t own a TV, I am occupying Winn&#8217;s place after work to watch the Olympics. Whitey is not allowed on the couch, so every time I look down I see this:<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<\/div>\n<div style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-D316DBfzNhI\/UwUrnqLrR2I\/AAAAAAAANX8\/7i6zOzmeLao\/s1600\/stalker.jpg\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-D316DBfzNhI\/UwUrnqLrR2I\/AAAAAAAANX8\/7i6zOzmeLao\/s1600\/stalker.jpg?w=1200\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>\nIt&#8217;s a little creepy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I don&#8217;t own a TV, I am occupying Winn&#8217;s place after work to watch the Olympics. 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